Bonus Post...
Y'all. Coralynn walked in the room just as I was publishing the last blog. This was too fabulous to ignore, so I just published it 4 hours later.
Bits: (excited, happy voice) Mom. You are totally going to freak out when you hear this.
Me: Ooooohh, tell me!
Bits: I'm in love with someone.
Me: You are! (trying not to get preachy on the innocent 5-year-old) What makes you be in love with him?
Bits: (oozing with ooze) He's so cute!
Me: (dying laughing on the inside- cool and calm on the outside) Is he in love with you?
Bits: (suddenly very serious) No. He pretty much hates me.
Me: (dying laughing on the outside but acting very concerned) Oh no! Why do you say that?
Bits: Because when I sit by him he does this...
Bits: (excited, happy voice) Mom. You are totally going to freak out when you hear this.
Me: Ooooohh, tell me!
Bits: I'm in love with someone.
Me: You are! (trying not to get preachy on the innocent 5-year-old) What makes you be in love with him?
Bits: (oozing with ooze) He's so cute!
Me: (dying laughing on the inside- cool and calm on the outside) Is he in love with you?
Bits: (suddenly very serious) No. He pretty much hates me.
Me: (dying laughing on the outside but acting very concerned) Oh no! Why do you say that?
Bits: Because when I sit by him he does this...
I'm pretty sure I haven't laughed that hard in YEARS.
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